Drink Hard, Grind Harder

by Captain Three Leg / Shitnoise Bastards

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released November 21, 2012

Tracks 1-7 = C3L
Andy - Guitar, Bass
Brian - Drums
Food - Vocals

Recorded May 20th, 2012 on a Fostex XR-7 Multitracker with additional guitar overdubs and final mix done on Reaper v3.11.
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Tracks 8-17 = SxNxBx
Yoda - Guitars
Boba Fett - Drums
C-3PO - Vox

All songs composed and written by SxNxBx except "Evolved Into Obliteration" originally by Insect Warfare. Recorded D.I.Y. @ Freddy Krueger Basement. Shit D.I.Y. mixing & mastering by Godzilla.

Contact:
shitnoisebastards@gmail.com

HAZREE
No. 50, Jalan 559A/19, Sg Way
47300 P. Jaya,
Selangor, Malaysia
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Released in a limited edition of 200 pro-cassettes by the following labels...

FASTDIE RECORDS(mal) - fastdie08@yahoo.com
SINISTER UPHEAVAL(u.s) - sinisterupheaval.dat@gmail.com
TOMBS IN THE VALLEY PROD(u.k) - tombsinthevalley@gmail.com
DIY NOISE(u.s) - e.carrillo@gmail.com
COFFIN CRAWL RECORDS(can) - cereghini_49@hotmail.com
STOCKED DISTRO(aus) - facebook.com/STOCKEDDISTRO

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Track Name: Captain Three Leg - The Weirdest Guy Who Ever Lived
The weirdest guy who ever lived
is the mysterious Grubular X
with his befuddling cunt cock
and his over-starched collar
and his peculiar Hawaiian shirt
the movie St. Elmo's Fire is like poison to the eyes
you'll fall down and beg for mercy when you see it on TV
you'll beg for mercy when it comes on TV
Track Name: Captain Three Leg - God Pisses Me Off
if anyone wants
you're welcome to kick me
god pisses me off
he's always trying to trick me
Track Name: Captain Three Leg - Elderly Drivers
elderly people don't drive too well
they crash into you and you'll see them in hell
they drive so slow and then cut you off
they don't get the soup, they just get the broth

old people have nothing to lose
they know they'll to die soon
they're all miserable and want to die
they talk about golf and slices of pie

they drive like shit and they're out to kill
if you don't watch out, they probably will
I hope I never end up like them
wrecking cars while wearing Depends
Track Name: A Sea Lion
a sea lion bit off half of Meryl Streep's foot at the shopping mall
the mall cop shot the sea lion in the chest
Track Name: Captain Three Leg - Shit Lips
(no lyrics)
Track Name: Captain Three Leg - Make It Count
it would be cool if you could kill yourself as often as you'd liked
I'd be up to about 600 times today alone
but you only get one say, you gotta make it count

you gotta find a way to enjoy your today
that movie Groundhog Day wasn't really true
you can't kill yourself every day
too bad, because that would be pretty fucken' cool
Track Name: Captain Three Leg - Breeding Platform
(instrumental)