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Captain Three Leg / Dysmorfic

by Captain Three Leg / Dysmorfic

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home from work on the couch stayed home sick, make it count make them feel bad get in their way complain a lot ruin their day piss and moan, let them know just how sick you really are always in sight you milk it dry go to your fucking room and keep your fucking germs to yourself
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going for that God applause soared to the top of your chosen field given awards from your group of peers you take the stage and open your gob "Shout out to my main man, God." thunderous rounds of applause break out cast that net and bring back the easy cheer
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building up your tolerance to physical abuse pain leads to gains increase the level of suffering until you die
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handling the fluids of another man I know it's rough, but do the best that you can run it to the lab to be checked for disease but, don't tip the fucking cup, or you'll get piss on your sleeve take this cup fill it up to the top be sure to stop you went too fucking far
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I hate my dad he makes me mad he made me clean my fucking room ticking time-bomb filled with adolescent rage
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You brought the world mincecore back in 1985 you've put more fucking records out than anyone else alive a growing list of releases that list is fucking insane with numbers nearing a thousand yet no one can say your name
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Black Market Fetus came down to record I was in my mid-twenties, they were barely nineteen loading out their van and setting up gear hardcore porno on the TV screen failing to find the humor, it's a decision I regret awkward silence fills the air while switching off the set the drive to 515 filled with jokes at my expense the creepy older dude with no common sense
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you want to press a record but haven't got the means solicit money from your fans who get nothing in exchange too cheap to make your dreams come true nobody owes you a fucking thing kick that shit off of cyber space if you're not paying, why should I? pool your money together sell some shit, or get a fucking job fuck off
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not the most evil you have to admit in the spectrum of sin this is low on the list tapping into the occult is stupid as fuck but you can buy those fucking things at Walmart
10.
we went to Minneapolis in 1996 the four of us piled up in the car to go and see Dropdead from across the room Daryl spots some spiky knee-high kicks he convinced the dude to sell them but they didn't even fit Hey! Sell me your boots!
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wrong! you predicted the date of our demise though you've done your worst trying to speed it along 2000 long years of being wrong there's no self-fulfilling prophecy the alignment of planets doesn't mean a fucking thing you fucking prick what makes you think you're right when everyone else has been wrong?
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standing on the center stage overweight and overpaid fan of yours jumps on the stage bouncer takes him to the floor kick his head and hurt him more rough him up and make him sore stop the show, begin to rant try to play it cool, but can't wipe the poop out of your pants
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someone out there is depending on you but live your life for you and not for anyone else you're gonna fuck up on the way to the end so forget about the others and be true to yourself it's okay to be wrong you don't have to be right if you never try, you'll never have to put up a fight expectations are lowered soon they'll leave you alone then you'll never have to leave the comforts of your home
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little green men travel space and time to insert metal objects in your behind tremendous resources wasted just to fuck you in the ass intergalactic booty call the most expensive piece of ass
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mouth open wide dick stuffed inside
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so many hours spent surfin' the tubes with a hand full of tissue and a bottle of lube spend half of that energy picking up chicks you'll see less time at home with your hands on your dick you've wasted a third of your life watching other people fuck step away from the screen and do some fucking of your own
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thrash metal staple songs of nuclear threat there was one on every album there was one on each cassette born too late (anti-nuke) to participate we wanted to partake but we barely missed the trend by the time we learned to play the Cold War had reached the end
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Hard cash, what's so hard? Pay for play then you don't care D.I.Y. underground, you don't know where we come from
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In my city there's no room for a fuckface like you are
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In your songs you fight the system in your songs you break the chains In real life you're no different than the flock you despise
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Spyke Thompson wants to book us whores and lines but where's our backline? Spyke Thompson is a choad we don't need none of his lies
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MORT:107
SDR 099
HAN056

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released January 10, 2017

Tracks 1-17 = Captain Three Leg

Music recorded with Reaper June 12th, 2016, vocals and mixing done December, 2016.

Andy - Guitar, Bass, Roland SH-101 + Vocals
Brian - Drums + Vocals

Cover by Paul Pfeiffer

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Tracks 18-22 = Dysmorfic

Recorded with a Zoom H2n digital recorder November 24th, 2016.

Buccia - Drums
Tommy - Bass + Vocals
Dustin - Artwork

Thanks to Captain Three Leg, Mortville, Here and Now Recs and Scaglie Di Rumore. Cheers to friends and family, far and near.

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