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Neighborhood Watch / Aural And Olfaction Butchery

by Captain Three Leg / Stinkhole

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1. I LOVE NOISE BECAUSE PLAYING IN PITCH DARKNESS HIDES MY TEARS (instrumental) 2. JUST FOR MEN head of grey act your age you look like someone's fucking grandfather but still act like a kid 3. TREND-HOPPER sit back and wait until it's cool again hop back on that fucking train 4. STREET MUSICIANS open case fucking beg folk guitar fucking gay you play that shit on the streets because nobody wants you inside 5. I LOVE NOISE BECAUSE “EDITION OF 15” HAS SUCH A NICE RING TO IT (instrumental) 6. HIGH-HANGING MEAT long neck carnivores feed from the trees 7. NEAR DEATH eyes are weak my knees are fucked I'm fucking close to death 8. I LOVE NOISE BECAUSE YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY TANGLED CABLES (instrumental) 9. HANDS ON MY WOOD fingers dancing up and down my bass 10. RISE AND FALL on your way up and on your way down we’ll see you at the fucking fair 11. HEAD-DRESSER the strong will survive the weak will fucking die heavy metal activism isn't saving shit 12. THE HARD BOOT worked fine today it'll work fine tomorrow software updates at the worst possible time forcing me to quit without saving shit 13. FEAR OF BEING FORGOTTEN the world's shortest retirement from music you didn't even make it a fucking day 14. I LOVE NOISE BECAUSE I CAN PLAY TETRIS WHILE PERFORMING LIVE (instrumental) 15. RENEGER selfish actions death by one's hand blood and organs wasted rotten meat 16. BINGE-WATCH BRAINWASH Madison Avenue men in suits implanting desires in your brain television set delivers the drug rush to the stores and spend your pay 17. GREASE STAIN fueled by sugar, caffeine and lard squeezing one out while we scream 18. AMENDMENT twenty years later still waiting for my copies where in the fuck are my fucking cassettes? 19. MONDO CONNIE they call her "Mondo Connie" cuz she loves those tribal tits 20. I LOVE NOISE BECAUSE BLACK SKI MASKS NEVER GO OUT OF STYLE (instrumental) 21. REPLACEMENT FUCKTARD a load is shot your clone is born your replica replaces you fucktard 22. AN EXPRESSION OF DISCONTENT fuck 23. FOCUSED EXPRESSION OF DISCONTENT fuck you 24. CONFIRMED EXPRESSION OF FOCUSED DISCONTENT yes, you 25. STRENGTH IN NUMBERS 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 26. CANCER BREAKS any break in the action rush outside to smoke 27. I LOVE NOISE BECAUSE MY THREE MONTH OLD LABEL ALREADY HAS 100 RELEASES (instrumental) 28. COOKING KILLS FILTH there's no amount of heat that can kill what's on this meat you can burn it black but this filth is here to stay 29. RICHARD BOLGER a roll of socks accentuates my cock 30. GYPSY another stupid gypsy song 31. BETWEEN THE BREAD meat 32. TWO DEGREES ABOVE COMFORT it's hot as fuck yet somehow it's not 33. SICK DUCK Sick Duck sucks Sick Duck sucks a fucking dick 34. I LOVE NOISE BECAUSE SENSITIVE PC BOYS CAN SAFELY ENJOY APPROPRIATED HARDCORE GAY PORN (instrumental) 35. NO TIME FOR HYGIENE I've been waiting all week to cut my hair but I've been too busy screaming this shit 36. PROFANITY EXTENSIONS if the lyrics to the song don't fucking fit throw in a couple of fucking fucks 37. CHARACTER CLEANSE death cleanse you hated him in life can't get enough of him in death now that he's no longer a threat he's the greatest guy that ever fucking lived 38. I LOVE NOISE BECAUSE IT ALLOWS OTHERS TO GAZE LONGINGLY AT MY MASSIVE COLLECTION OF DISTORTION PEDALS (instrumental) 39. POOR LINDA pistols pointed foot inserted how much intimidation and money promised does it take to fuck a foot on film? 40. STAGE DICK big black cock for the sake of art 41. LAW SCHOOL OF FISH the shark from "Surfin' M.O.D. went to school and became a fucking judge 42. I LOVE NOISE BECAUSE I CAN GET ALL FAKE AGGRO AND UP IN PEOPLE’S FACES WITHOUT GETTING PUNCHED FOR IT (instrumental) 43. SOMETHING TO PROVE you're going through some sort of midlife crisis every band you've ever been in has to reform show those kids you're not too old to rock 44. WEAK AS WATER you’re weak as water no fucking self-control put down the fork step away from the plate 45. CO-FUNDED it takes twenty fucking labels to release a hundred copies of a tape 46. I LOVE NOISE BECAUSE I AIN’T GOT RHYTHM (instrumental) 47. DRIVEN BY EMPATHY your band only exists on benefit comps because you care so fucking much 48. STRESS WOUNDS (no lyrics) 49. SPIRITUAL BEEF bless that cow before you slit its fucking throat 50. BARELY REMEMBERED drinking fountain dedication he loved cold water he loved it to his fucking grave 51. I LOVE NOISE BECAUSE I CAN DISCUSS ITALIAN FUTURISTS WHILST DRINKING PBR TALL BOYS (instrumental) 52. HOUSEHOLD SHRINE the household shrine of consumer worship get down on your knees and pray to the shit you've bought 53. PART-TIME HOMOPHOBE UFC half-naked and covered in sweat man-on-man action in the ring 54. NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH close those fucking curtains and mind your own fucking business 55. FILTH BURNS can't leave without filth burns 56. I LOVE NOISE BECAUSE I’M ADDICTED TO SWEATY SAUSAGE PARTIES IN DANK BASEMENTS (instrumental) 57. VOCAL STROKE spittle flies head explodes heart gives out vocal stroke screaming loud shitty noise the cause of fucking death 58. HOBBY SCARS disfigure your body to show you're a fan marked up with ink of your favorite bands these hobby scars we can see you're a fucking fan from a mile away 59. APPETITE FOR REMODELING you spend too much time in your fucking house if you look around and see shit that needs changing if it ain't fucking broke it don't need to be fixed if you feel the need to change it's because you're unhappy 60. I LOVE NOISE BECAUSE A TWELVE BAND FEST THROWN BY SIX LABELS CAN BE THE WORK OF FOUR PEOPLE (instrumental) 61. FILTH SHAKE sex-snot-shit-piss encrusted in filth from sex, snot and shit yet you reach out to shake my fucking hand 62. I LOVE NOISE BECAUSE AT LEAST IT’S NOT GRINDCORE (instrumental) 63. FAMILY VULTURES family members stand around the hospital bed dividing up her shit before she fucking dies
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released June 26, 2018

CAPTAIN THREE LEG
Recorded July 9th, 2016 with Reaper. Vocals recorded January 3rd, 2017.

Andy - Bass, Guitar + Vocals
Brian - Vocals
Housepig - Drums + Noise
Kopish - Noise

Cover art by Frank M. Oblak.

captainthreeleg.bandcamp.com
mortvillenoise@gmail.com
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STINKHOLE
Recorded on 4 tracks in August of 2005.

Cover art by Robin Lasiloo + Gabriel Penaloza.

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