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4​-​Way Split (2014)

by Captain Three Leg

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1.
Creeper 01:48
(instrumental)
2.
Al is going bald Dennis Wilson's dead Mike Love is a dick Carl Wilson is dead Brian's lost his mind Brucie might be gay David's off his mark Carl is still dead
3.
We're Hard 01:31
We're the kings, we're the kings of sleaze We bring all the ladiesdown to their knees We're desperadoes and we're easy to please But please don't give us no STDs Mexicano maids or Aussie Sheilas We don't mind as long as you please us Don't wanna score? You must be nuts If we get the Foster's flop, well you know it sucks But that never happens to us Cos we're hard, we're fucking hard So give your bodies to us Cos we're hard, we're fucking hard
4.
Jofa 00:15
J O F A JOFA! Head wrapped in foam Kicked out of his home Hanging by a thread With his half empty head
5.
Torn apart at the age of twelve Xacto knife rips through unwilling flesh Unwanted brother wrapped up in plastic Retrieved by Duane and nursed back to health Belial, Belial - Oh, my god! Belial, Belial - What have you done? Belial, Belial - Get back in the basket Belial, Belial Pack up your shit, we're going to New York To sniff out the doctors and make them all pay One by one, we're exacting revenge Faces chewed off as the corpses pile up Holed up inside of a sleazy hotel With paper thin walls and locks easy to crack My sexual urges are too strong to ignore But lonely Belial is feeling left out
6.
Reject all bourgeois religiosity Cease all counter-revolutionary activity Embrace pure communism for true liberty It's the shining path to enlightenment Shining path! Shining path! We'll pave the people's roads with your skulls Shining path! Shining path! We'll make soup for the workers from your bones
7.
So many injustices to get worked up about Stretch myself thin to adopt every cause My heart bleeds dry for the underdog Worked into a rage cuz you just don't get it I scream these songs loud and yet nothing seems to change Why isn't this working? Why aren't things being fixed? What more can I do? I'm giving all that I've got These demo tapes and lyrics should have changed things by now Ooooh, I'm so fucking MAD! What the fuck is going on here? Are you even fucking listening? Or am I just talking to myself?
8.
P.B.M. 00:28
9.
The thunder of hooves across the earth The devil's hellion screams with mirth Upon their steeds, they lay a curse Rampaging across the land Ride Fight Kill War and hellfire, the lifeblood of man Bringing destruction with their clan Bringing destruction with our band We're coming for you! (x2) Spilling blood with our bare hands The thunder of hooves! (x2)
10.
14 year old female Bangladesh Sentenced to 100 with the lash Had an affair with a married man Took 70, then taken away in a van She was whipped to death Whipped to death Those religious clerics had her whipped to death

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released February 27, 2014

Four-way split cassette of ultimate idiot sounds featuring ERECTILE DEMENTIA, ZITSQUATCH, CAPTAIN THREE LEG and PROSTHETIC YOUTH. The absolute worst of the worst from some of the dumbest names in noisy garbage! Ten minutes of brand new nonsense from each of these heavy hitters. Professionally dubbed tapes with full color covers and stupid little black and white booklets full of useless information and juvenile artwork. A thoughtfully-crafted musical celebration of culture and class.

Music and lyrics by Captain Three Leg except tracks 3, 6, 9 +10 (lyrics by Tom Bothered) and 8 (M.O.D. cover). Noise transitions by Colin Taibi and Dave Wren. Insert artwork by Tim Mohr. All songs recorded January 5th, 2014 on a Fostex XR-7 Multitracker with additional overdubs and mixing done on Reaper throughout January 2014.

Andy - Guitar, Bass + Vocals
Brian - Drums + Vocals

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