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Cornered at work and forced to talk
Your constant squawk makes me want to walk
"Living the dream, but not living well"
Meaningless drivel in co-worker hell
Weather, sports and HBO
Shut your mouth and fucking go
Cookie sales
Walk-A-Thons
Sign this card?
Suck my cock
I'm not here for charity
Get the fuck away from me
Fuck off
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Picking in public is our decree
Edible is optional
Or wipe it on your sleeve
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Not enough money
Not enough sales
To make this worth our time
Not enough people at our fucking shows
To make this worth our time
Dragging our shit up and down stairs
Play to a room full of empty chairs
Not enough words to fill this song
So I guess we're fucking done
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You're wrecking your neck and you look like a twat
Just pump your fucking fist instead
You lost that right when you lost your hair
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I'd like to fucking help you
But I'm always fucking sick
See, I've got this fucking cancer
And I ain't doing shit
I'd drive you to the airport
But I can't get off the couch
So I'll play my cancer card
So I don't have to leave the house
It's better than diarrhea
It's better than checking with the wife
It's better than bereavement
Let me live the rest of my fucking life
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I do shit I don't talk about
You might know, but keep it secret
Two accounts in case they check
Secret identity, keep it secret
Secret, secret
One of them is PG
The other is a hard fucking X
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Tuff as shit and ready to fight
Projecting and image and playing it up
Life is hard cuz you're from da streets
The gangs of New York spilling onto the stage
Spend your time hanging out with friends
Playing music and singing songs
Hit the gym to look good on stage
Kicks and spins and dance routines
Photo shoots and magazines
Put on your make-up and pose
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We're good enough for 'core
How much motherfucking talent
Do you need for this fucking shit?
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Running out of places to do this shit
Move into the space above the garage
One light bulb and a jug of piss
Pen and paper and a microphone
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Cast away the bones
Porno overflow
Skulls are great to decorate
But jerking off is always number one
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Contraband smuggled in some other guy
Ass opened wide
Bend over fully and stuff it inside
Ass opened wide
Cooked in a colon
Marinated in filth
Delivered on time
But stinking of shit
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(instrumental)
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Sidetracked - 14 Tracks
00:36
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DESPONDENT
Entrenched in anguish
PROTAGONIST
The attention is never enough
FRONTLINE
Theater of war
EXTREMIST
Inadvertent recruiter
ENTITLED
Never an underdog
DEFEATIST
Adversary contused
UNSIGHTED
Blinded by senseless rage
DISEASE
Consumed by dread
CLOCKWORK
Time lost
Can't get back
CORNERED
Caught in a trap
HARNESS
All you have left
Holding on
Last shred
All that's left within you
OVERHAUL
Overexerted
Something to prove
UPROOTED
Attempt to change
But you can't escape
Yourself
BLUNDER
Lessons unlearned
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