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1.	Captain Three Leg - Esteban 00:14	lyrics
you call yourself a master musician but those guitars you’re peddling are flimsy as fuck
2.	Captain Three Leg - Hardcore Instruction 00:20	lyrics
taking cues from records we adopt your point of view we take your words to heart what you say is what we do waiting for instruction we don’t know what to do until your record drops we haven’t got a clue mindless hardcore zombies incapable of thought your lyrics, our life manual on our own, we’re left with squat
3.	Captain Three Leg - Either Shit or Semen 00:12	lyrics
songs in need of lyrics which direction will we choose? it’s either shit or semen and the listener will lose screaming about the most graphic and offensive shit you can think of
4.	Captain Three Leg - The Old Spanish Masters 00:08	lyrics
Violent Headache tribute song
5.	Captain Three Leg - Duh Streets 00:16	lyrics
life in New York City can be tough, man we be out here livin’ in da streets you and your crew may be covered in tatts but you live at home with your fucking parents hop on the subway to run errands for your mamma don’t let the rival crews catch you bringing home milk
6.	Captain Three Leg - Bedroom Brown 00:15	lyrics
looking through the bin of marked-down meats scarfing down carnivorous treats stomach churns, you brown up all your sheets you saved 60 cents on a half-pound of pork but that mattress needs hauled off to the curb
7.	Captain Three Leg - A Little Cheer 00:08	lyrics
rat shit, bat shit dirty old twat 69 assholes tied in a knot hooray! lizard shit fuck
8.	Captain Three Leg - Bang & Whimper 00:25	lyrics
interests are piqued so you try something new you’ve found your niche now you’re one of” those guys” it’s all you do all you ever talk about forking over cash you can’t get enough it’s all consuming until you burn yourself out it’s just not as fun try to convince yourself you’re in deep but, it’s just not the same its bang and whimper then forget it exists poring over that shit and nothing else you thought you’d fit in but you’re a stupid fucking poser
9.	Captain Three Leg - Unnecessary Embelishment 00:03	lyrics
there’s no reason for the effect it’s purely for texture
10.	Captain Three Leg - Kid Prison 00:14	lyrics
drop him off at daycare and lock him up in jail crying behind bars with no chance of making bail 8 hour prison sentence while daddy’s winning bread
11.	Captain Three Leg - Teaching Fist 00:02
12.	Captain Three Leg - Noise Avoidance 00:09	lyrics
stop fucking around and get to the fucking noise part
13.	Captain Three Leg - Shit Seconds Long 00:16	lyrics
we’ve got a song it’s not very long it’s shit seconds long you find a beat and I’ll write a part and we made a song it doesn’t have to be very good it’s not very long we kept it short just long enough just shit seconds long this song is too fucking long end the fucking song
14.	Captain Three Leg - Landlocked 00:19	lyrics
Iowa natives, yet we adopted that sound not an ocean or grain of sand to be found I own a pair of flip-flops but, I’ve never been to the fucking beach no fucking waves, just a fucking lake
15.	Captain Three Leg - White Glory From Kansas 00:05	lyrics
he’s glorious he’s white he’s from the Sunflower state White Glory from Kansas look at him go!
16.	Captain Three Leg - Icky Band-Aid 00:09	lyrics
rotting chunks of human pieces strewn across the floor a bloody mess of bones and hair and sordid bits of gore icky Band-Aid blood-side up for all to see
17.	Captain Three Leg - Record Detectives 00:28	lyrics
(instrumental)
18.	Short Order - Eye Contact 00:39
19.	Short Order - Fake Outrage 00:32
20.	Short Order - Pro-Marijuana Terrorist 00:24
21.	Short Order - Depraved Labor 00:30
22.	Short Order - Constant Upset 00:37
23.	Short Order - Tears On My Country Records 00:10
24.	Short Order - I Smoke Glue 00:38
25.	Short Order - Rat Bastard 00:19

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Tracks 1-17 = Captain Three Leg

Recorded December 6, 2015 with Reaper. Additional overdubs done January, 2016. Mixed February 2016.

Andy - Guitar, Bass, Vocals + Yamaha Portasound PSS-470
Brian - Drums + Vocals

Cover art by Frank M Oblak.

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Tracks 18-25 = Short Order

Recorded November, 2015 by Mike Gill at 104.

Contact: shortorder.bandcamp.com
bitteraboutlife@gmail.com

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released February 21, 2016

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