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1. EQUAL DIRT
Partners in crime
We'll never do time
Your dick was in the same place as mine
2. LIFE CODE
Eat snacks
Take naps
Treat yourself to a wank
3. SWORD SWALLOWER
Gay while on stage
Not for chicks
We're suckin' dicks
4. CONSUMER NOISE
Chords and chorus and melodies
Structure, we want none of these
Packaged image, fit the scene
Consumer noise, keep it clean
Fuck
5. THE COCK CURE
Conditions hair and good for skin
Protein shake with vitamins
Stomach ache and swollen feet
Pump it straight from my meat
Cum
6. INSIDEHER
Serious injuries cured by vaginal fluid
7. BUM BRAIN
Educate
It didn't take
I use my back, not brain
8. FILTH PURGE
Secret stash of hidden smut
Dildos you've shoved up your butt
Family, friends and neighbor Fred
Porn removal for the dead
9. LEAVE ONLY LIQUID
Leave only liquid
Filthed-up squares
Puking through a screen
10. ANY LINE
Find
Any line
Make it fucking rhyme
11. INJECTION REJECTION
Get stuck
Get your prize
Free donuts and free french fries
Six pack for the Fourth Of July
Vaccinate
12. WELLNESS CHECK
Depression survey for the dying
13. POST-BLOW CLEAN-UP SHAME
Cream rinse
14. OPERATING AT A LOSS
Money going out
No money coming in
Bankrupt band
15. JEAN CLEAN
Wipe it on your pants
16. ELTON JOHN WAYNE
Penis earrings or cowboy hat?
17. ADDICTION INJURIES
Crowdfund my junkie transplant
18. LICK AROUND THE STITCHES
Ripped or not
I came to eat and fuck
19. CAME AND WENT
Forgetting the fucking song
You forgot to write it down
20. WHITE TRASH MEALS
Hot dog
Pot pie
Grilled cheese
Spaghetti every week
21. HIDING BEHIND THE GROWL
Growled shit
22. EXTREMELY NORMAL
You were as sick as you could be
From blasphemy and obscenity
Nine-to-five, safe as can be
Extremely normal man
23. COLON ACCOMPLISHMENTS
Length and girth
Spreading cheeks
Lifts you off
The toilet seat
Circle the bowl
Toilet is full
Brown-out
24. SURVIVOR GUILT
You can always join the dead
25. TOUCH OF GAY
I will fuck guys
Tough of gay
26. BALL SPORTS
Keep your eye on the balls
27. STILL TERRIBLE, STILL STUPID
It fucking sucks
28. FLUIDS
Piss cum shit blood
Pus puke snot piss
29. BALL-CUPPER
Murrhhh
Yee-ahh!
30. BEATEN UNTIL HE'S CHERRY PIE FILLING
More growling shit
31. FRUIT COCKTAIL & VEGETABLE MEDLEY
From can to plate
To rid you of your plague
32. DICK DECISIONS
Hard cock
Cum stain
Blood drains
From the brain
33. BEHIND THE CURTAIN
A hanging piece of fabric
Stands in the way
Barely concealing X-rated delights
Behind the curtain
34. USPSFU
Box it up, send it out
Arm and leg I had to spend
Lost for months, crushed and bent
File complaint, nothing gained
Fuck off
35. YOU LOOK BETTER WITH THE LIGHTS OFF
Lights out
Hide your fucking face in the dark
36. 1-900-GEOFF
Life advice
From a failure at life
37. TRADING HEALTH FOR WEALTH
40 hours a week
For 40 fucking years
Now you're dead
38. LYRICIST
It's not very good
We just need words to scream
39. FLOOR DRIPS
Permanent stains from sexual gains
On your knees
Eating your ol' lady's sleaze
40. ROOTS MUSIC
White blues
Black country
41. DRUNKEN THEATER
Daddy had a hard day
Bottle in hand
Drunken theater
Every weekend
42. SOME PEOPLE
Some people do
Some people don't
Some people have to
Some people wont
43. PAIN LESSONS
A magnet for accidents
A Dumb brain makes you bleed
44. FREE AMIGO
Your friendship isn't worth the phone bill
Gasoline
Or the time it takes to write
45. LIFE, I GUESS?
Life or death
Life, I guess
We were all excited
When we thought you were going to die
Your recovery is kind of a letdown
47. SNAKE LADY
I don't think it makes it
To the other end
I think it comes out
The same end she puts it in
48. M & D
Monsters and dinosaurs
And things that don't exist
Filling kids' heads full of shit
49. DIRTY & HAIRY
Smells of shit
50. SHIT ON A SHIP
Poop deck
51. TOO HEALTHY TO CARE ABOUT
Beck and call
To no call at all
52. HOMEOWNER'S GRAVEYARD
Cat and dog
Fish and fowl
Underground
Residential resting for the dead
53. THE POWER TO LEAVE
Witchcraft
Satanic verse
Light the candle
Ritual
Ring the bell
The powers of hell
Satan, help me
Leave the fucking house
54. RE-PETER
Do something once
Talk about it for the rest of your fucking life
You fucking prick
55. PILL ALIVE
I'm alive
But I'm pill alive
If I don't take my pills
I'm going to fucking die
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Uddercock - Robo Tiger
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Uddercock - Long Pig
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Uddercock - Hundsk
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Uddercock - 3C Novoks
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Uddercock - Low Arousal
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Uddercock - God Unknown
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Uddercock - 私は暇だ
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Uddercock - Læg Dig!!
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Uddercock - Soul Food
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