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You're not a bitch
You're not a whore
We love you so fucking much
We crawled out from your muff
We suckled from your teat
You wiped my ass
And washed my fucking meat
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Full of shit
No room for dick
Stretched out swollen gut
Belly full of food
Pants wont fucking fit
I'm in the fucking nude
I'm so full of shit
My eyes are fucking brown
I'm so full of shit
My breath fucking stinks
I'm so full of shit
I'm turning fucking brown
I'm so full of shit
Stretched out swollen gut
Belly full of food
Pants wont fucking fit
I'm so fucking full of shit
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Hammer swings
A record breaks
A message of protest
The youth are enraged
Smash that shit with hammer and fist
Staging rebellion
Refused to be swayed
Brainwashing youth
A righteous brigade
Smash that shit with hammer and fist
Pieces of plastic
Fly through the air
Clouds of black smoke
Destruction and prayer
Smash that shit with hammer and fist
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Stage 4 terminal cancer blues
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Weekend plans are made
The same as all the rest
It's all I fucking do
It's what I do the best
Trapped in a scene
Make a brutal face
Wear the sickest clothes
Always dress in black
Strike the sickest pose
Take a ton of photos
Show them to your friends
You're trapped in a scene
The cycle never ends
Weekend plans are made
The same as all the rest
It's all I fucking do
It's what I do the best
Fuck
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We hold the keys
To the local scene
We book the fucking shows
And you ain't welcome anymore
That's one smelly basement
You'll never play again
Another bowl of ramen
Withheld from you
We'll turn the scene against you
And rid you of your friends
Policing language
And censoring ideas
You hate the fucking cops
But act like them every chance you get
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The hand of the youth
Fingerblast the old
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STDs from too much sleaze
Don't let disease remove you from the game
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More skin, more blood
More sex, more guns
Sex and violence
Eyes never leave the screen
Hand stuffed inside my jeans
Sex and violence
Smorgasbord of tits and blood
Bullets, rape and violent death
Fifty channels filled with smut
Load your gun and pull your pud
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Send a mouse to college
Send him to his death
Drawing doesn't show the knife
Ripping through his chest
Purchasing with pennies
Collected with a smile
The cartoon face of butchery
Unsuspecting child
Send a mouse to college
Send him to his death
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Pride in your town
Is so fucking lame
We're all so fucking poor
That's why we're forced to stay
The ones that move away
Always end up coming home
Because they're too fucking dumb and broke
To make it on their own
If our parents fucked anywhere else
I'd never visit this place
A spokesman for accomplishments
That aren't so fucking great
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Well, I've been with lots of women from around the world
I've done my time with the loose-lipped girls
I shake my cherry pie from the family tree
Young and sweet, she's related to me
From crayons to perfume
You half raise your fucking wife
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Tits and ass
Show your curves
This ain't for fucking pervs
Close your legs
No bush
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Stupid worthless no-good goddamn
Retarded big mouth asshole jerk
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Don't be afraid
Young and scared
Your fragile mind
It wont be spared
Desensitized
Mesmerized
Your brain hypnotized
Your life compromised
It's just entertainment
Grow up, you fuck
You're not a fucking kid
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Fantasy horse
Fantasy land
For a bunch of fancy
Fantasy bands
Wizards and princesses
Dumb as shit
Take that sword
And shove it up your fucking ass
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Dilapidated
Small as fuck
No fucking room to live
Pack 'em tight
Watch 'em fight
Slave
Tensions mount
No privacy
Shit out another kid
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We aren't really mad
We don't have much to say
This genre demands it
We're trapped in the core
Disgrace to the fucking core
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Two story house
Your wife gives you one room
For you to store all your shit
And call your own
Keep the door shut
For the sake of the kids
Don't want to poison their minds
And be like you
Smoke a little weed
Watch a lot of porn
Drink away the day
And pass out on the floor
Man cave
Out of sight, out of mind
Hand over your check
And go to your fucking room
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Runny nose, dripping cock
Use a tissue, use a sock
Finger probes open nose
Sphincter loosens, finger goes
Knuckle deep in both holes
Blow a load, blow your nose
Lotion for your nose
Lotion for your fucking hose
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Just because it's mounted on your kit
It's overused and sounds like fucking shit
It sounds like a fucking trash can lid
The cymbal you bought belongs in the fucking trash
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Mic it up
Check the sound
Run the tape
Lay it down
Play it back
This is crap
Overdubs
Add more tracks
Reverb and compression
Pan it left
Beef it up
Backing vocals, more guitar
Master it
Beef it up
Samples added
Work out art
Lay it out
Beef it up
Upload tracks
Advertise
Place your order
Buy it up
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Vinyl only
CDs
Fuck off and die
Colored vinyl
Splatter wax
Rights surrendered
Fucking hacks
Patches, stickers
Gate-fold sleeve
Download code
Unplayed LPs
Vinyl only
Get fucked
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released May 21, 2020
Tracks 1-25 = Captain Three Leg
Recorded October 14th, 2018 with Reaper. Additional overdubs done March, 2019. Mixed June, 2019.
Andy - Guitar, Bass + Vocals
Brian - Vocals
Elgn - Lead Guitar
Jerred - Drums
Pierre - Spa Sounds
Cover and inside art by Dennis V. Geldrop.
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Tracks 26-34 = Godstomper
Recorded at 8 Bit Castle Studios, San Jose, CA, December 2019 by Dino Slag.
P - Bass / Vocals
D666 - Drums
godstomper.bandcamp.com
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Mastered by Eric Trude.