1. I LOVE NOISE BECAUSE PLAYING IN PITCH DARKNESS HIDES MY TEARS
(instrumental)

2. JUST FOR MEN
head of grey
act your age
you look like someone's fucking grandfather
but still act like a kid

3. TREND-HOPPER
sit back and wait
until it's cool again
hop back on that fucking train

4. STREET MUSICIANS
open case
fucking beg
folk guitar
fucking gay
you play that shit on the streets
because nobody wants you inside

5. I LOVE NOISE BECAUSE “EDITION OF 15” HAS SUCH A NICE RING TO IT
(instrumental)

6. HIGH-HANGING MEAT
long neck carnivores
feed from the trees

7. NEAR DEATH
eyes are weak
my knees are fucked
I'm fucking close to death

8. I LOVE NOISE BECAUSE YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY TANGLED CABLES
(instrumental)

9. HANDS ON MY WOOD
fingers dancing
up and down my bass

10. RISE AND FALL
on your way up
and on your way down
we’ll see you at the fucking fair

11. HEAD-DRESSER
the strong will survive
the weak will fucking die
heavy metal activism
isn't saving shit

12. THE HARD BOOT
worked fine today
it'll work fine tomorrow
software updates
at the worst possible time
forcing me to quit
without saving shit

13. FEAR OF BEING FORGOTTEN
the world's shortest retirement from music
you didn't even make it a fucking day

14. I LOVE NOISE BECAUSE I CAN PLAY TETRIS WHILE PERFORMING LIVE
(instrumental)

15. RENEGER
selfish actions
death by one's hand
blood and organs
wasted rotten meat

16. BINGE-WATCH BRAINWASH
Madison Avenue men in suits
implanting desires in your brain
television set delivers the drug
rush to the stores and spend your pay

17. GREASE STAIN
fueled by sugar, caffeine and lard
squeezing one out while we scream

18. AMENDMENT
twenty years later
still waiting for my copies
where in the fuck
are my fucking cassettes?

19. MONDO CONNIE
they call her "Mondo Connie"
cuz she loves those tribal tits

20. I LOVE NOISE BECAUSE BLACK SKI MASKS NEVER GO OUT OF STYLE
(instrumental)

21. REPLACEMENT FUCKTARD
a load is shot
your clone is born
your replica replaces you
fucktard

22. AN EXPRESSION OF DISCONTENT
fuck

23. FOCUSED EXPRESSION OF DISCONTENT
fuck you

24. CONFIRMED EXPRESSION OF FOCUSED DISCONTENT
yes, you

25. STRENGTH IN NUMBERS
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9

26. CANCER BREAKS
any break in the action
rush outside to smoke

27. I LOVE NOISE BECAUSE MY THREE MONTH OLD LABEL ALREADY HAS 100 RELEASES
(instrumental)

28. COOKING KILLS FILTH
there's no amount of heat
that can kill what's on this meat
you can burn it black
but this filth is here to stay

29. RICHARD BOLGER
a roll of socks
accentuates my cock

30. GYPSY
another stupid gypsy song

31. BETWEEN THE BREAD
meat

32. TWO DEGREES ABOVE COMFORT
it's hot as fuck
yet somehow it's not

33. SICK DUCK
Sick Duck sucks
Sick Duck sucks a fucking dick

34. I LOVE NOISE BECAUSE SENSITIVE PC BOYS CAN SAFELY ENJOY APPROPRIATED HARDCORE GAY PORN
(instrumental)

35. NO TIME FOR HYGIENE
I've been waiting all week
to cut my hair
but I've been too busy
screaming this shit

36. PROFANITY EXTENSIONS
if the lyrics to the song don't fucking fit
throw in a couple of fucking fucks

37. CHARACTER CLEANSE
death cleanse
you hated him in life
can't get enough of him in death
now that he's no longer a threat
he's the greatest guy that ever fucking lived

38. I LOVE NOISE BECAUSE IT ALLOWS OTHERS TO GAZE LONGINGLY AT MY MASSIVE COLLECTION OF DISTORTION PEDALS
(instrumental)

39. POOR LINDA
pistols pointed
foot inserted
how much intimidation and money promised
does it take to fuck a foot on film?

40. STAGE DICK
big black cock
for the sake of art

41. LAW SCHOOL OF FISH
the shark from "Surfin' M.O.D.
went to school and became a fucking judge

42. I LOVE NOISE BECAUSE I CAN GET ALL FAKE AGGRO AND UP IN PEOPLE’S FACES WITHOUT GETTING PUNCHED FOR IT
(instrumental)

43. SOMETHING TO PROVE
you're going through some sort of midlife crisis
every band you've ever been in has to reform
show those kids you're not too old to rock

44. WEAK AS WATER
you’re weak as water
no fucking self-control
put down the fork
step away from the plate

45. CO-FUNDED
it takes twenty fucking labels
to release a hundred copies of a tape

46. I LOVE NOISE BECAUSE I AIN’T GOT RHYTHM
(instrumental)

47. DRIVEN BY EMPATHY
your band only exists on benefit comps
because you care so fucking much

48. STRESS WOUNDS
(no lyrics)

49. SPIRITUAL BEEF
bless that cow
before you slit its fucking throat

50. BARELY REMEMBERED
drinking fountain dedication
he loved cold water
he loved it to his fucking grave

51. I LOVE NOISE BECAUSE I CAN DISCUSS ITALIAN FUTURISTS WHILST DRINKING PBR TALL BOYS
(instrumental)

52. HOUSEHOLD SHRINE
the household shrine
of consumer worship
get down on your knees
and pray to the shit you've bought

53. PART-TIME HOMOPHOBE
UFC
half-naked and covered in sweat
man-on-man action in the ring

54. NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH
close those fucking curtains
and mind your own fucking business

55. FILTH BURNS
can't leave without filth burns

56. I LOVE NOISE BECAUSE I’M ADDICTED TO SWEATY SAUSAGE PARTIES IN DANK BASEMENTS
(instrumental)

57. VOCAL STROKE
spittle flies
head explodes
heart gives out
vocal stroke
screaming loud
shitty noise
the cause of fucking death

58. HOBBY SCARS
disfigure your body
to show you're a fan
marked up with ink
of your favorite bands
these hobby scars
we can see you're a fucking fan
from a mile away

59. APPETITE FOR REMODELING
you spend too much time in your fucking house
if you look around and see shit that needs changing
if it ain't fucking broke
it don't need to be fixed
if you feel the need to change
it's because you're unhappy

60. I LOVE NOISE BECAUSE A TWELVE BAND FEST THROWN BY SIX LABELS CAN BE THE WORK OF FOUR PEOPLE
(instrumental)

61. FILTH SHAKE
sex-snot-shit-piss
encrusted in filth
from sex, snot and shit
yet you reach out
to shake my fucking hand

62. I LOVE NOISE BECAUSE AT LEAST IT’S NOT GRINDCORE
(instrumental)

63. FAMILY VULTURES
family members stand
around the hospital bed
dividing up her shit
before she fucking dies