Kirk Devane
You're a pain
It's a shame they gave you the boot
You lived next door to the Stratford Inn
Selling burgers at the Minuteman
A gift shop full of worthless shit
Push it on people as they walk out the door
An honest word has never passed your lips
Everything about you is a lie
Everybody hated your guts
But from where I sit, I liked you just fine
They gave you two good seasons, but the feedback was too bad
The laughs on screen at Dick's expense proved not to be enough
Your cafe sold to Larry and his brothers Darryl & Darryl
Shuffled off into obscurity, a footnote for the books
Kirk Devane
It's a shame
You couldn't stay up until the end