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Captain Three Leg - The Literary Business Is My Business

from Captain Three Leg / Chachi On Acid by Captain Three Leg / Chachi On Acid

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The Bible is the dumbest book that I've ever seen
There's not even a picture on the cover
If you want somebody to read your damn book
You should slap on a picture of Danny Glover
The literary business is my business
And I am the best
I'm the most powerful literary agent that you've ever seen
The dictionary is set up all dumb
They should have put all the swear words first
Plus there should be a whole section on punk bands
How many times have I told you
Curious George should have been an eagle - not a monkey
Now go rewrite the start of the Bible
That part of the book is really junky

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from Captain Three Leg / Chachi On Acid, released June 27, 2016

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