Hey there, young man
Whatever happened to your band?
In '87 this was your life
Is one of those groupies now your wife?
So, where are you now, young man?
Driving a bread delivery van?
Searchling for metal success
But many more were doing this
Ode to Odin
Falling just short of living the dream
Ode to Odin
That hair metal phase just ran out of steam
There's a certain something you lacked
But that Gazzarri dude had your back
The hairspray and leather wasn't enough
But the LA scene has always been tough
Cutting out the cheeks of your pants
You weren't passed over just by chance
Let's face it, you weren't no WASP
Hide that "Metal Years" video from your boss
You gave it all that you had
You cut a record that was pretty bad
But, boy, could that Duncan play
Now he's swinging the axe in Armored Saint