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Here I am, the Anal Dwarf
Creeping through the bushes
On my tippy toes
Peering through your window
By standing on your cat
Dressed up like Alf
Melmac is my penis
Ochmonek’s on alert
I am the Anal Dwarf
Think I’ll name you Willie
Your wife is now my Kate
This furball is your nightmare
Big bang in a black hole
Exploding white matter
We’re all made of stardust
A universe is born
I love kitty porn
Adore a hairy bum
Eat them when I’m done
Here I am

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from Stay Active Or Stay Absent, released November 5, 2017

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