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(lyrics: Andrew)
Today's the day, it's your birthday
Party favors, and all that shit
Pin the tail on the donkey
With lots of birthday gifts

We got you a horse
A clown who juggles, of course

Chocolate and vanilla cake
It's your treat, it's all the rage
Nachos, soda, cookies, pie
Enough to make you die

Bouncey house in full effect
Look out for the kid who's deaf
Walking tacos, everyone
You're number one

Oh, goddammit!
Lets call it a day
I gotta get drugs from dude around the way
It's been fun, but I gotta say
Time to get weird in a righteous way

Horse is gone
Clown got high
Does anybody have a ride for this guy?
Blasted out and I'm done
Seriously, leave
I've got my gun

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from Captain Three Leg / Bullshit Market, released January 8, 2016

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