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Captain Three Leg - Fat Guy Goes Nutzoid

from Captain Three Leg / Bullshit Market by Captain Three Leg / Bullshit Market

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(Lyrics: Nate + Andrew)
Always just sitting around
Dropping your burgers all over town
Flooding out of your wheelchair
I just can’t seem to care

Couldn’t be much more dirty than you
Haven’t had a bath since 92’
You flop out on onto the floor
You probably shouldn’t eat anymore

You’re a big fat piece of shit
Oh my god, he’s got tits!
Your neck looks like fucking jelly
Not to mention your huge ass belly

You’re bombed out like Afghanistan
Why don’t you work out like a man?
Ate all the Taco Bell in the state
Now you can’t find your dick to masturbate

You burgle snacks like a whore
Emptying out the grocery store
If you drop your sandwich, it will mold
Before you go to bed, check all your folds
It keeps it warm for you to savor
Adds a distinct salty flavor
If you run out of food, don’t eat your cats
That’s why you have a supply of rats

You’re a big fat piece of shit
Oh my god, he’s got tits!
Your neck looks like fucking jelly
Not to mention your huge ass belly

You’re bombed out like Afghanistan
Why don’t you work out like a man?
Ate all the Taco Bell in the state
Now you can’t find your dick to masturbate

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from Captain Three Leg / Bullshit Market, released January 8, 2016

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