Good pussy chase away my blues
Sorrow crushed by your sugar cooze
My heart's broke but you can fix it
Sooth my soul with your whisker biscuit
Doctor Poontang - I need surgery
Pre-Op, Post-Op - Bearded Clam, MD
Baby, please, help mend my wound
With the medicinal powers of your sweet poon
Lewd thoughts swarm for your savory twat
Like a hornet's nest for your honey pot