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Captain Three Leg - A. Boob

from Incident at Ape Canyon by Various

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You live alone
You always have
You sit at home
And always will

You never date
Never get laid
Your touch yourself
You named it

Your friends all get together and they talk about their sins
When conversation turns to sex, you’re eager to join in
You named your dick “A. Boob”, then you squeezed with all your might
So when they ask when you last touched one you can say it was last night

(repeat first verse)

You think about A.Boob, because he’s always within reach
You wrestle with him twice a day, a game you always win

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from Incident at Ape Canyon, released March 4, 2013

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