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(instrumental)
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Office - Mega Cervon
00:22
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The Bruce is loose
Turned up the juice
Sitting at the table
He never calls a truce
MEGA CERVON!
Always dealing out of danger
Trolling tricks to total strangers
MEGA CERVON!
Watch yourself
He'll prestidigitate your life!
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It might take your life
Sure, it'll make you drool
We don't care at all!
GRAB THAT OLD E
Life will bring you down
Shit will seem real hard
And you'll want to die
SHOTGUN OLD E
(drunk screeching)
SMASH THAT OLD E
INTO YOUR FACE
AND FUCKING RAGE!
LET'S FUCKING RAGE!
Live fast, die drunk x3
The circle pit's
Getting siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick
(repeat the first fucking verses)
SMASH THAT OLD E
INTO YOUR FACE
AND FUCKING RAGE!
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Deep space wasn't supposed to be
Coffin filling red alerts
Shredded by machines
We traversed many light years
To preserve the human race
Our final destination
Spat in your face
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Office - Wizard Of Snore
01:20
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(instrumental)
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Should have eaten dinner
Should have went to bed
Cracked a whisky bottle
And drank to death instead
Execute the prophecy of alcoholic lust
One hundred and one reasons to die
HAMMERED
SMASHED
SHITFACED
There's something inside me
I think it's coming out
Feels like it's going to spew
Let loose the vomit, held back too long
Should have stuck with hits from the bong
HAMMERED
SMASHED
SHITFACED
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Everybody’s got a doom band
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Good pussy chase away my blues
Sorrow crushed by your sugar cooze
My heart's broke but you can fix it
Sooth my soul with your whisker biscuit
Doctor Poontang - I need surgery
Pre-Op, Post-Op - Bearded Clam, MD
Baby, please, help mend my wound
With the medicinal powers of your sweet poon
Lewd thoughts swarm for your savory twat
Like a hornet's nest for your honey pot
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Got a tattoo and it fucking sucks
Did it yourself to save some bucks
You are the one who never gets fucked
Stupid tattoo (x3) fucking sucks
Shitty tattoo (x3) fucking sucks
Like you
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It don’t take long
Don’t take long
Don’t take long to sing this song
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We’ve got all that we wanted
We’ve got internet
We don’t need any parties
We’ve got internet
We don’t need other people
We’ve got internet
We don’t need interaction
We’ve got internet
Porn
Masters Of The Basement
Lit by monitor glow
Stroking the keyboard
Searching for ammo to blow
Trolling in the comments
We’re Pro-Misogyny
We haven’t seen a woman nude
Since our mom bathed with us
When we were three…
We don’t want it
We don’t need it
Your regulations or sympathy
We’ll live our lives in the basement
That’s the fucking way it’s going to be
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You’ll pay for your decency
Pay all day long
You stupid fucking piece of shit
What you did was wrong
You helped out your neighbor
You helped out your friend
Now is the time your life is going to end
With a clown like me
You’re never going to know
Just exactly how far it is
That I’m going to go
You stupid little fucking twit
Why did you do that?
Do-gooder piece of shit
I’m going to wear you like a hat
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The weakening grows
The selfishness flows
Why don’t you look outside of you?
“Woe is me” won’t get ya through
You stay stuck and so do we
We’re all dealing with your misery
What if I told you there was a place
That you could run to?
A place where pain turns into love
Breaking shackles that bind you
Deeper than all the places
You find nurturing yourself
Turn it around and look at what you found
In your heart, in the mind of someone else
It’s not you
It’s not deep in you
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Round the corner, there’s opposition
Stand your ground, hold your position
Do it now in the name of creation
No, no, no, it’s magnification
First, I fall – then I get back up (x4)
You were told that madness could happen
But you’re not the type that would listen
You will find in your own conclusion
You will drown in your own confusion
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(Johnny Thunders & The Heartbreakers cover)
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(Roach Motel cover)
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