split w/ Sordo

by Captain Three Leg

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DDR-036

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released June 15, 2015

Tracks 1-5 = SORDO
Recorded by Joaquin and Andrew.

Eddie - Bass
Gerry - Vocals
Michael - Drums
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Tracks 6-13 = CAPTAIN THREE LEG
Recorded August 27th + August 31st, 2014 on a Tascam MF-P01 Portastudio. Mixed September 1st, 2014.

Andy - Guitar, Bass + Vocals
Brian - Drums + Vocals
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Cover art by Tom Kemp.

Limited to 100 CD-R version available from Dina Dog Records (e.carrillo91@gmail.com)

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Track Name: Drape Rag
Cumming is good
My cum is great
Drop your pants and masturbate

Shooting loads
Onto the floor
Wipe my dick off on the drapes
Track Name: Sidewalk Sale
You own a store
And have shit that wont sell
Grab arm-loads of bullshit
And take it outside

A sidewalk sale
A last-ditch effort
Sunshine and fresh air
Just might do the trick

Line up your trinkets on the table
Sidewalk sale - buy my shit
Harass the people as they walk down the street
Sidewalk sale - buy my shit
Track Name: Surplus Punks
Your clothes are covered in patches
Your songs are full of shit
You play your little punk songs
And spread the word of peace

Military surplus store
To buy your bullet belts
You hate to dress up like a soldier
But it looks so fucking great

Fuck your lyrics
Fuck your scene
Fuck your clothes
And Discharge beat
Track Name: Drunks With Hobbies
IPA's and oatmeal stouts
Imported fruity ales
Lagers, wine and microbrews
You're just a fucking douche

Drinking beer to get drunk
Should be your only goal
A connoisseur with money drained
To escape your miserable life

You're just a drunk with empty pockets
Track Name: Dick Guider
On the brink of extinction
Mankind steps in
Removing nature from the process

Probed
Extracted
And saved
Inject

Lab coats and clipboards
Replace the need for mating
Beasts with blue balls knocked unconscious
Track Name: Shit To Distract You
Buy, own, hoard, spend
Spend your money on useless shit
Joy fleeting, nothing gained
Fill your life with shit to distract you

Back up the debt
A slave to possessions
Brag about shit to your stupid friends
Track Name: Audience Participation
Come on
Put your stupid fucking hands in the air
Okay, now this side, fuck off
Track Name: Man-Naise
White sauce running down the length of her leg
Clean up that mess with a slice of bread

Butt
Poke
Semen
Stain

That must be mayonnaise on your legs