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Captain Three Leg / Hyperemesis

by Captain Three Leg / Hyperemesis

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Started out with radio But it wasn’t fast enough Moving on to devil’s music Songs of death and gore Hand-drawn pentagram on paper Hangs above my bed But the metal wasn’t satisfying So I turned to noise instead Noises coming from my bedroom Cause reason for alarm Mental issues beneath the surface Scribbling angry notes The soundtrack to adult annoyance With volume cranked to ten Parental intervention daily Breaking my cassettes
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In a world where nobody talks In place of speech, text messages sent Conversations drag out longer than needed Our smart phones are making us dumb Fingers mash unintelligible lines Cram six periods into a single sentence We feel the need to share every detail of our lives From what we had for breakfast, to the things we all despise Constantly refreshing to get the latest news Our need for validation makes us share the ugly truth Our changing views on friendship are now suddenly absurd We see each other on the street, yet no one says a word We pull the cameras from our pockets, snap a couple off Never living in the moment, but we’ve got some snappy shots Knock it off Put it down Go out side Auto correct your fucking life
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Batten down the hatches, rough weather is ahead Secure the crew and round them up so no one ends up dead Climb down to the lower deck, then take off all your clothes It’s all a ruse, I’m in the mood, get ready for the One two three One two three One two three leg Wonderful sailing as we charter the seas Too many wenches for me on their knees Three days of drinking, three sheets to the wind Leg up on the others, much to their chagrin
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You misinterpret statements as a personal attack Unwilling to accept a joke without getting upset You hurl your insults freely; get a laugh at my expense But when it comes back to you, you always take offense Cause you’re a… A tenderhead Don’t be a baby A tenderhead Everything is not about you A tenderhead Don’t be a baby A tenderhead Your fragile ego bruises quickly Constant reassurance just to squash that hanging doubt An endless line of questions just to sort this shit all out But none of this concerns you, though you’d like to think it does Taking a defensive stance, as always, and you can’t deny it A tenderhead Don’t be a baby A tenderhead Everything is not about you
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Shooting snuff and hiding it deep within the ground Mind control and LSD and naked teenage sluts Helter Skelter, Sharon Tate and orgies full of blood Shaven heads and swastikas and Dennis Wilson’s pad Traded for a jug of beer, his mother was a whore Failed musician dumpster diver sitting in death row Parole denied repeatedly, t-shirt sales, they soar
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Your life a was a mess, fully submerged in shit Then you cleaned up life and straightened things out Now rid of distraction, never leaving your house And yet somehow you manage to fuck everything up
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Half of the band wants to write about shit, puke and bile While the other would rather focus on attacking his friends Difference of opinion - Creative divide Compromise never within reach
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Man of god, Christ’s disciple Fallen angel with a halo of lies Mortal man, with earthly desires Tempted by flesh and altered states Caught in men’s room with your pants down Trollin’ for a backdoor slice Toilet seats with lines of cocaine Snorting loads and getting high
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Fucking cold dead twat
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Buns filled up with meat
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Oral trauma triumphs
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(instrumental)
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(Rupture cover)
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credits

released December 14, 2012

Tracks 1-13 = Captain Three Leg
Andy - Guitar / Vocals
Brian - Drums / Vocals
Travis - Bass
Stumblefuck - Lead Guitar on 1, 2, 6, 8 + 12

Recorded December 26, 2011 on a Fostex XR-7 Multitracker with additional overdubs and mixing done on Reaper. Mastered at Hundskit Studio by Stumblefuck. Coverart by Tom Kemp.

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Tracks 14-28 = Hyperemesis
Andy - Drums, Guitar, Vocals

Tracks 14-23 recorded in December of 2011. Tracks 24-28 recorded in June of 2012.

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CDR released by Medical Malfunctions Records as MMR 105 in an edition of 100 copies. medicalmalfunctionsrecords.blogspot.com

Cassette version released by Septic Aroma of Reeking Stench in an edition of 66 copies. saors.blogspot.com

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