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Crippled Checkbook
01:44
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CRIPPLED CHECKBOOK
The crushing devastation
of life financially distressed
Amount of debt is growing bigger
Leaves me clinically depressed
Home repair expenses mounting
Money spent before it’s earned
Working overtime to catch up
There’s not enough hours in the day
Mortgage payment bleeds me dry
Not enough money to survive
The rising cost of gasoline
Crippled checkbook brought down to its knees
The rising cost of living
Quickly spirals out of hand
Constant stress of going under
A length of rope tightens around my neck
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Be a Man
00:13
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BE A MAN
You went back on your word
Afraid to fight and be a man
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LOTHAR DAS ROTHAAR
Barbarossas Rhabarber Barbarian cover
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FAMILIARITY BREEDS CONTEMPT
Worshipping the devil
is just as fucked as faith in god
Singing praise to Beelzebub
might as well be make believe
Pentagrams on your band’s shirts
only makes you look fucking dumb
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Aspercreme
00:44
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ASPERCREME
Deteriorating health, your lower back’s a mess
Muscles lose all definition from sitting at a desk
Just show up to work and occupy a seat
No expectations once you’re there, staring into space
The curvature of spine conforms to that of chair
The atrophy of muscles from a sedentary life
The slightest turn sends waves of pain
That bring me to my knees
Chiropractic visits only serve to dull the pain
While draining me of money I can’t afford to spend
Fear of going broke keeps me from changing jobs
No amount of tylenol can make me whole again
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Orson
00:58
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ORSON
Orson once was brilliant back in 1941
It went straight to his head until he became a drunk
Reduced to selling frozen peas and hocking cheap champagne
Verbally abusive, difficult and bitter
Aging, fat and bearded, stinking drunk on booze
Not worthy of his talents, so he terrorized his crew
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