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Sordo - Gondor Rising
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Sordo - Carbonized
00:33
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Sordo - Boom
00:56
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Sordo - We Love Dominoes
00:55
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Cumming is good
My cum is great
Drop your pants and masturbate
Shooting loads
Onto the floor
Wipe my dick off on the drapes
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You own a store
And have shit that wont sell
Grab arm-loads of bullshit
And take it outside
A sidewalk sale
A last-ditch effort
Sunshine and fresh air
Just might do the trick
Line up your trinkets on the table
Sidewalk sale - buy my shit
Harass the people as they walk down the street
Sidewalk sale - buy my shit
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Your clothes are covered in patches
Your songs are full of shit
You play your little punk songs
And spread the word of peace
Military surplus store
To buy your bullet belts
You hate to dress up like a soldier
But it looks so fucking great
Fuck your lyrics
Fuck your scene
Fuck your clothes
And Discharge beat
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IPA's and oatmeal stouts
Imported fruity ales
Lagers, wine and microbrews
You're just a fucking douche
Drinking beer to get drunk
Should be your only goal
A connoisseur with money drained
To escape your miserable life
You're just a drunk with empty pockets
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On the brink of extinction
Mankind steps in
Removing nature from the process
Probed
Extracted
And saved
Inject
Lab coats and clipboards
Replace the need for mating
Beasts with blue balls knocked unconscious
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Buy, own, hoard, spend
Spend your money on useless shit
Joy fleeting, nothing gained
Fill your life with shit to distract you
Back up the debt
A slave to possessions
Brag about shit to your stupid friends
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Come on
Put your stupid fucking hands in the air
Okay, now this side, fuck off
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White sauce running down the length of her leg
Clean up that mess with a slice of bread
Butt
Poke
Semen
Stain
That must be mayonnaise on your legs
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